haKOE

Ok,back to blogspot.I realised changing to wordpress was an epic failure.I didnt had the mood to update there.Maybe because I am not used to it?


Actually just lazy ah.


Quick update about today.Played Cage at Kallang with my secondary school mates.Everything went smoothly when one of my friends accidentally whacked me in the face.Quite a hard one.Until my left eye contact lens flew out of my eye.Then my lower lip got some kind of internal bleeding and now it looks like some grape.Now I got no idea on how to treat it.

Puncture it or just let it be?Lets see ah how it goes.I just pray it will not be a serious one.

And now I got heart burn due to eating murtabak too fast.

New address

Behindthebigskull.wordpress.com


There you go.

We all rise

Ok,this blog is in a vegetative state.I think all good things have to end I guess.



Ill be switching to wordpress.Just like Isaac's.You can have password protected posts.How cool is that?



Stay tuned for it.



When?



I got no idea.


This blog will not be closed down.All my posts hold dear memories to me.



So long guys!

How lovely

Eversince my family had gone to Perth for holiday,leaving me alone with my ever so dumb maid and my grandmother who loves to freak me out by sitting on the sofa in the dark,I find myself in total freedom.


But the freedom is kinda wasted because exams is like in the next two weeks and my projects are due in this coming week.So is my bowling competition.


Thank god there is someone special who never fails to brighten up my day.Eventhough you are so busy with your own stuff,you never fail to sacrifice some of your packed schedule entertaining my utter nonsense.I really appreciate it.Enjoy your two days away from school,while I suffer.I will miss you definitely



Anyway,this month will be packed with activities.I am suprised by how many events I am involved in for this month alone.Funny how I can still find time to slack my ass off.Maybe because I know how to procrastinate efficiently.Hah.Total bull-dung.



I am patiently waiting for the right moment.

You know what I mean

Words just cannot describe how I am feeling right now.To even decribe the whole day is near impossible.




Its been so long since I have felt this feeling.



Too long in fact.

A series of unexpected events

Today was like unexpected news popping out from nowhere.From CEO dropping to two bucks to someone shitting in the MRT



I am so tired.So many things in my mind.How I wish I could reveal all.To let go of the stupid anxiety.The worst case scenarios.The feeling of stupidity.I just do not want it to backfire.Ill never forgive myself if that were to happen.


I just need a sign.


On a much lighter side,I am appointed assistant camp chief along with fairul for interaction camp.A joke if you ask me.However,I will do what my ability permits me to.And please lah guys,I am not the next FO camp chief.So dont bet on it.



Mrt back home was funny.Someone shitted on the MRT.Thank god I was not on the same carriage with the guy.Looking at the cleaner's reaction,I guess the guy literally sprayed shit all over the carriage.The string of profanities the cleaner muttered,I think if I were to string them together,it could go round the world two times.No wonder there was like mass evacuation from that carriage.Stupid guy,cant even use his anus muscles properly to contain it.Likely caused by his regular visits to Changi.The smell was legendary.Nothing beat the smell of a warm,moist and brown melted shit.




This paragraph goes to Alia Fadia.Here is your publicity you so much wanted.








Nothing.



AHAHAHAHA.

Ok,im off.



Thank you so much for reassuring me.I really needed it.I owe you one big time.You're the best.=)

Perhaps,Perhaps,Perhaps

Like all wednesdays for this semester,its always a slack one.Three hours of classes and I am done for the day.Oh yeah,including the GEMS class which in my opinion is the most slackest GEMS compared to my friends who are taking different from me.Listen to him talk about photography for 1 hour,then go home.If only all my modules are like that.



Alot of things need to be done by the end of this week.SMAC stuff,ICAs,projects and tutorials.Looking at all of these nonsense I have to complete,I do not know where to start first.I didnt know my project will be due by next week.Even worse,I do not know who are my group mates are.Maybe I just do what I can for the project,then just selit into any group and give them my contributions.Hah.



I wonder how long more can I wait for it to come.Maybe its not coming at all.Damn.



Macam gini,I go order vietnam bride sudahhh.

Dont step on my head

Waiting for someone to finish her project,might as well blog about something.



Announcement for those participating in my bowling event.


Please pay the 8 dollars registration fee ASAP.You people give me the names of your team but not the money,joke is it?


You guys ah,give funny team names.Team longkang lah,team lorry lah,team whatever lah.My god,the creativity you guys give for team names are on par with toddlers from tumbletots.



Thats all for my bowling.

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I really hate it when the mrt stops abruptly.I always nearly fly to the next carriage due to my featherlight body.Just now was no exception,I was holding my psp on one hand and my handphone on the other.I can be a good multi-tasker if I want to.Note the if word.Anyway,I also had a paper bag between my legs.Suddenly,the freaking MRT had to brake suddenly.With nothing to hold on to,its all up to God on where I would land on.



Have you seen some TV shows where someone slipped on something and everything starts to go slow motion?It sure felt like it when I was falling.

The funny thing was that I landed on some nyonya.Or more specific,I elbowed her already misshapen head.The next thing I knew,we were both sprawling all over the floor.My handphone at the end of the carriage,her dentures landed on a person's lap.Nah,kidding on the dentures.So,I quickly got up and helped the nyonya to stand on her feet.I said sorry of course.


Lucky she never died on the spot.Last thing I want is a nyonya to die because of my ferocious elbow.I think she was having a concussion by then,because she was smiling and muttering about eternal happiness.I sent her to a clinic at simei which she lived quite near(Thank god).After settling everything(money,sending her home etc).I went home.



I still feel kind of stupid actually,of all people to get hit by an elbow,a nyonya just had to get it.



However,that doesnt beat the incident where I stepped on my grandmother's head a few weeks ago.I thought it was a stool,but how can a stool be so hairy.Lucky, I never rest my weight on that foot.She still could sleep like as if nothing happened.



In conclusion,I am a danger amongst old people.

Bottle it up!

I'm feeling so fucked up.Its funny how your mood can disintegrate in an instant.Especially when your mood turns to hopelessness.Its like all you want to do is to rot and let the world pass by you.


Maybe what I really wanted is just unattainable.



What you did today was seriously out of order.If that is your way of getting back to me,then I am very disappointed.I already said I am sorry.What more do you want me to do?What you did could derail everything.



Forget it,I am too lazy to give a damn.




Thanks for for everything today,I really appreciate it.For some unknown reason,you made my day so much better.

Pussy envy!

Today studied with someone in school in the morning.I know some of you think that to see me go from Pasir Ris to Dover just to study is a rarity never ever heard of.But,it was well worth it.I was way behind in my studies anyway.To catch up on it was a really good feeling.


So after some time studying,that someone just had to show me a paragraph that will forever haunt me till my non-existence.Very disgusting.The textbook is regarding human characteristic and behaviour I think.

The paragraph showed that children at the age from 3 to 6 years old have sexual desires with their parents.The boys will desire the mother and will feel jealous of their fathers and have some form of thoughts to kill the father(!).However,the boy wont do it because he still have affection to the father as he also cares for the child.Also,the child fears that the father will object to the child's feelings to the mother and fears that the father will castrate him.


OMFG.If you guys dont find this disturbing,god knows what you regard as disturbing.Having a sexuaL desire to the mother?At age 3 to 6?Fuck sia.Its a common behaviour among children too.When I was 4 years old,all i remembered was getting hooked on ninja turtles.Not my mother.


Thats not all I discovered today.This one cracks me up.Do yo know there is such a term as penis envy and pussy envy?


Penis envy
-It is a theorized reaction of a girl during her psychosexual development to the realization that she does not have a penis.
-She desires a penis,and the power that is represents.
-She develops a sexual desire for the father


This information is both disturbing and funny.Imagine a girl writing on her diary.


Dear diary,

Today I found out that big brother has something I dont have.Mummy called it a penis.The penis looked like an elephant trunk.Why must brother have things that I dont have?He has a toy car,which I dont.He has a robot toy,which I dont.He has a penis,which I dont!Its not fair!I want one too!If I were to have one,I could use it as a laser gun to shoot all the the monsters under my bed.


Ohh ohh,daddy is home!He is so cute!

xoxoxo

Rogayah
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HAHA,ok lah,not into that extent ah but you know what I am trying to say here.


The same goes to pussy envy.


Mummy!I want a pussy!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!




Alright,im off!

My Imaginary Friend

In truth,I had no school today.However,due to my procastination I had to go back to school to complete my GEMS assignment.Writing my reflections and thoughts on 6 photos is no walk in the park.I think I spent quite some time writing it.What I wrote down in the end was holy bullshit.It was like writing for the sake of writing.



So these past few days was hell.Funny how most peopl are stressed up with school projects,assignments and whatnots related to their course of study.For me,its a totally different case.Im so busy with my SMAC stuff that I am neglecting my studies.


Alright,I take back my last sentence.I have always been neglecting my studies.So it is not a suprise.Anyway,SMA day is on this Friday.Damn it.To be honest,I love being in a chaotic mood.Weird though.


So today after doing my GEMS and some SMAC stuff,I went to Moberly to support someone in some drama competition.All the acts were cool.Anyway,congrats to her for getting through the competition.You deserved it really.


My response to the bowling competition is good.Too good in fact.Remember people,two boys two girls.


Oh yeah,to that pink hobbit who popped out from nowhere.CONGRATULATIONS!



Ok im done.I knowlah this post boring,no one to attack ah these days.

Highlights

Since I am too busy,I will postpone my post on the Malaysian trip on a later date.This is due to the fact that I encountered a huge fucked up problem with my bowling competition.


My proposed date was that the competition will be held on the 19th but some smartass had to booked it for their own event.So,I had to push my event back to the 26th.So,to those who are reading this post and wants to join this competition.Make the 26th free.I do not want to entertain idiots telling me that they are not free on that day and desperately suggesting me to change it on another date.



One team will consist of two boys and two girls.No exceptions.Two dicks two vaginas.Thats all.



So,if you guys have formed a team.Inform me.

All gone

Fuck lah.One fucking long post regarding the malaysian trip is gone.Waste my time only.

Back to back

Im back.

I really enjoyed the trip alot.

Full update is in my draft.Will publish it soon.

Havoc

My room now looked like a freaking warzone.This is what you get when you pack last minute.Now my main worry is wether i can force evrything inside the bag.



So,three days overseas,I hope I will enjoy it.This is an oportunity to take a breather from my packed schedule.



Short post.Boring post.



Another reason why I should stop blogging.

Ring a ding a ling

Life always throw you surprises.Some bad some good.Today however,was amazing.I was walking along my estate's carpark,I noticed something shiny lying on the road.Lo and behold,I found a nokia phone.



Thank you whoever you are.Your carelessness made my day.



I think I have a major weakness when it comes to fourskin products.I think the staff there recognised me.How embarrasing.

The Clock is ticking.

I am fucking pissed off.Just when I wanted to blog something positive.Something just had to pop out.












YOU FUCKING OVERTAKE ME AND I SWEAR I WILL SNAP YOUR DICK OFF.DO NOT FUCKING SPOIL IT.I AM NOT EVEN YOUR FUCKING FRIEND.I ONLY JUST GOT TO KNOW YOU THROUGH WORK.SO DO NOT GIVE ME THE BULLSHIT THAT IF SHIT HAPPENS,WE ARE STILL FRIENDS.JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE KNOWN THAT PERSON LONGER DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FUCKING LOOK DOWN ON ME.






Shit happens no?

Blog for the sake of blogging

Today was fun.A visit to Botanic Gardens with a guide who absolutely loves walking in circles and rolling down hills.Haha.I enjoyed it though.Too bad it was drizzling.


Lunch was disgusting though.I was eating beef noodles and there was this fat indian guy facing his back toward me.As I was chewing on a piece of beef,I saw his buttcrack.Wtf.My appetite went downhill from there because everytime I picked up a piece of beef,I imagined that it belonged to some indian butt.Very tender.



Great.Now my legs are aching like mad.Never act hero and cycle like some lunatic with an overdose from crack.But it was good exercise though.My cholesterol levels should go down by a notch by now.


Tomorrow I will spend my time washing plates for some wedding.Get ready for the backaches and wrinkled fingers.

The Snore

I am seriously considering closing down this blog.I just cant find the time to blog anymore.Even if i have that opportunity,most probably I will go and surf random websites and not blog.Don't be surprised if you see this blog go M.I.A


Anyway,the only thing to update you guys is that next week I will be off to Malaysia for three days to visit some maritime school.I am absolutely excited even though it is just three days.



So,anything interesting happened this past few days?Well,I think duwi have a problem with his snoring.Just now during statistic lecture,he was sound asleep.Unfortunately for him,the class was dead quiet listening to the lecturer.Suddenly,that fat bugger snored.My god,he sounded like a jungle pig.The best part was that it kept getting louder and louder.Naturally,the whole class laughed.And this is not his first time too.


Duwi,please do not sleep in class.Your symphonic snoring is frowned upon by many individuals in the class.

Of bedbugs and decomposing chilli

Sorry for the lack of updates.I just can't find the time to blog for the past few days.Either I am too tired to update or just plain lazy.


I wonder how some people have the endurance to blog for years.This blog is not even a year old and i am already considering closing it down.


So,this is like the 2nd week of school and thank god I managed to be in all the correct classes.The remaining problem is keeping awake in class.These lecturers are freaking monotonous.Understandable actually,looking at their past careers.


There was this lesson about some safety protocol practiced among shipping companies.The lecturer showed us this video,which in my opinion is the type that epitomises redundancy.


Normal educational videos are family-oriented.This video however is corrupted.The first few minutes of the video showed a freaking women in a bathing suit running baywatch style.The best part was that they freaking zoom into the women's tetek!Sialah!Not only was the cleaveage can be seen.You could even see them bouncing with glee!Tell me how boobs are related to safety protocols?! I think its part educational part soft porn.


Oh yeah.another part of the video was that the same wonderboobs women was acting as a inspector inspecting a ship.While she was busy inspecting,some indian guy bang into him.You know love stories have this cliche part where the male and the female will bump into each other and things will get strewn all over the floor and then both will stare into each other.


That type lah.


Wah,I could die laughing sia.To insert soft porn and romance in an educational video,the director should win the what-the-fuck award.


That is that.



Today had lunch eating mee soto.I regret asking for chilli.It looked like it was decomposing.Urgh.And also,my bed for some reason kena conquered by bedbugs.I have bites on my leg.Got one look like micky mouse sia.Not bad ah these bedbugs.They even offer cartoon characters now.


Today sleep on cardboard sia.hahaha

SMA jalan raya

Foreskin

I really must start memorising my timetable.Due to my laziness to actually print it out,it resulted in not once but TWO incidents concerning my timetable.The best part is,it happened two days straight.


My class is seperated into two groups,1A/01 and 1A/02.These two groups have different timetables and we only merged classes for some modules.Since it was a new semester,the whole timetable is changed.However,me being such a total urban jungle pig I simply refuse to print or even memorise the freaking timetable.


The first incident was on Tuesday,class started at 8.30.I thought the class was merged so I followed duwi to the class because I didnt have a single buttcrack clue where my class is.So,settle down blah blah blah,teacher arrived.The module was Character Development anyway.


45 minutes through the lesson,I looked around the class and was suprised to see none of my group was present.Very suspicious since my group had a few China imports(laced with melamine!) who never failed to amaze me with their sense of punctuality.By then,I felt like something is wrong ah.


No wonder,wrong class sial.I was supposed to be in another classroom for Statistics!By then,the feeling of pure paisehness hit me right through the crotch.Since I didn't want to embarass myself by just going out of the class beacuse by then confirm everbody knew that I was an odd one out.So,I played it cool by staying in the class for the whole two fucking hours.


The next day lagi best,I checked the timetable before going out.9.00 start.Go school.Fast foward to class.10 min into the lesson,no sign of my group.


Babi goreng!My class was actually at 10!So,I went to the earlier class for no reason!Fucked up sial the feeling.1 hr tahan again.

Sometimes,I amaze myself with my stupidity.


But today,I was amazed with ZY's decision to wear a pink top and blue pants.You think you what sial,Polly Pocket ah?!


Whats next?

Im so fly

First day of semester 2 was a bore.The lessons was abit of the what-the-fuck kind of nature.Especially Economics.


10 minutes into the lesson and I am already lost.It doesnt help if your classmates seemed to understand it with ease while yours truly is still struggling to understand the introduction.What fuck sial is opportunity cost.


Aiyah,that can be settled in the near future.I am here to blog my humiliation on the bus anyway.


A word of advice;When nyonyas start looking at you in some freakingly weird way,something is definitely wrong.Very wrong.

As I boarded the bus,all eyes were somehow fixed upon me.Naturally,I just played it cool.Walk with a bit of swagger you know.Then ah,when I sat down.Sialah,can see undearwear.Even a guy in bedok could see the gaping hole in my pants.It wasnt even zipped up a single bit.Fuck.


Unzipped pants is very uncool.More so when a nyonya looked at you in a very weird way.I should have drowned myself in a pool of humiliation.Showing the briefs in eternal glory.


Aiyah,times like these should be cherished.It shows how kental you can be.

Dont bother

Starting time: 11.53pm.

Name: Ilyas Hakim

Sisters: 2

Brothers: 0

Shoe size: 8.5

Height: The last time I checked it was 166.

Where do you live: Pasir Ris

Favourite drinks: Apple juice

Have you everBeen on a plane: Yes.

Swam in the ocean:No

Fallen asleep at school:Who doesnt?

Broken someone's heart:I got no idea

Fell off your chair:Again,who doesnt?

Waited for someone to call: Yeah

Saved emails:Unopened emails are more appropriate

What is your room like:Yellow yellow dirty fella

What's right beside you:A bed

What is the last thing you ate: Nasi Beriyani

Ever hadChicken pox:Suprisingly not yet

Sore throat: yes

Stitches: Countless.

Broken nose: Nope.

Do youBelieve in love at first sight: No,but i believe in love is retarded.

Like picnics:

Who was were the last personYou danced with:Dont have

Last made you smile:Someone ah

You last yelled at:The fucked up security guard

Today did you

Talk to someone you like:yess.

Kissed anyone:No

Get sick: Physically no,mentally yes

Talk to an ex: no

Miss someone: yes.

Eat: what kind of qn sial

Best feeling in the world:EJACULATION.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no.

What's under your bed:My dead ipod

Who do you really hate:monkeys

What time is it now: 4 in the afternoon

Random

Is there a person who is on your mind now:

EH FUCKED UP SIAL THIS SURVEY!I CANT BELIEVE I WASTED TIME ON THIS!


THANKS AH KORG!!!

At least i did like 1/2 of the survey,so happy now korg?

Crushcrushcrush

I miss someone I barely know.Now that is fucked up.


How to initiate sial.

Homecoming

This is a short update to inform you people that Ilyas is still alive and kicking.Will only update whenever something out of the ordinary happens to me.Or more appropriately,when I feel like it.


Laziness is a disease.

The Visit

Its very sad to know that my secondary school mates will be off enjoying jalan raya while I am at school for camp.


Fuck it.


Of all the jalan raya's,this is the one I am most looking foward to but damn it,I can't go.This camp must be worth the sacrifices.


Im feeling shitty already.

Amongst The Rendangs

So,today is Hari Raya.The day where asking for forgiveness is of the utmost priority.So,without further ado I,Ilyas Hakim Bin Khairudin seek forgiveness for any wrongdoings to you people.Especially the way I speak.If anybody out there somehow got hurt internally or externally by me,I am really sorry.Of course,most are unintentional.Most lah ah.


However,if any individual out there is still emotionally scarred by my verbal beatings,meet me to clear the air.I do not like people to hold grudges.


So,apologies aside.


First day of Raya was a routine.So,I shall not bore you with it.The only thing that I really have to bring up was resisting the temptation of overeating.


Sial ah,everytime I eat something unhealthy,I picture myself clutching my chest in mortal pain.Having a premature death is uncool.


I think with the amount of beef I ate today,I might as well go for a bypass operation now.


Must exercise sial.


I am tired so thats it for now.


Bye.

Heart Attack

So,Ive got my blood test results and unfortunately its not good.Doctor said that I have a high chance of having heart diesease.


Funny thing was that he said that I just have to exercise regularly because my cholesterol levels are okay.The best part was that he recommended me to climb 80 flight of stairs.



Crazyness.



I dont know but I am feeling rather down eversince.



Im off for some jumping-jacks.

The Home Run

I really hate walking around certain parts of the school at night.After that incident,Im not sure I have the guts to walk that part of the school again.Its not that I am terrified of seeing something.Its just the feeling that overwhelms me.


Its like something going through me or me going through it.Im not sure but it was a horrible feeling.A feeling I never experienced before.



Thank god I pulled myself through.I didnt tell anyone on the night itself.A wise move considering we have to walk there again.Luckily,I didnt feel anything.


Suey ah.

That Stretch

That stretch of corridor.That flickering light.That strange feeling.



That ball which disappeared.



That figure.

Star Struck

Before I write about today,I just want to tell you that yesterday taufiq said one of the most nonsensical things he is famed for.

'Brazilian Prada'

I wanted to buy one of those Brazilian Praia and Taufiq with his retardation and misplaced confidence,he said;

"Ah,Brazilian Prada quite nice also"

I think it was what he said but the main thing was,

Brazilian Prada.

He deserves a spine buster sial,you should see his face saying it with confidence.

So,moving on to today's events.

I went out with Ahmad and Aloysius for some window shopping.Not only that,we went to Marina to check out the F1 track.It was late afternoon by that time and we were just looking around the track.Plenty of cars were driving on it.One car even slowed down and suprisingly there were race girls in it and they waved at us.

A suprise considering that these beauties bother to slow down to wave at us cockroaches.Anyway,we somehow saw an opening leading right into the track and being shameless guys,we just went in.Of course we were not supposed to go on the track but nobody stopped us so we continued.

We came out of the track soon after because Aloysius had to go off.After sending him off,Ahmad and I went on the track again.I feel the security was abit too lax to let two guys to walk in the track just like that.Anyway,after walking on the track for quite a distance.We saw a forklift driving towards us.It had 3 angmohs on it and jeng jeng jeng,

Nick Heidfeld was on it!

^This guy!

Me and Ahmad just looked at him and after he went past us,ahmad realised it was him.By then,ahmad was like jumping up and down like a groupie while saying out his name.Too bad he didnt take a picture of Heidfeld.You know,he looked different in real life.Maybe I expected him to be illuminated by some light and the angels go 'aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh'.

Then we got caught by a malay guard.He was friendly suprisingly.Then,we saw Jensen Button on his scooter!Like woah!

^The guy on the left

Again,he wasn't illuminated by some bright light and no angels were singing 'aaaaaaahhhhh'

Sad.

I know some of you find it that its not much to fuss about but if you are an F1 fan,you know how it feels if Nick Heidfeld drives by you on a forklift.

Ahmad was like 'woah' here and there.If you guys know him,he can be really retarded if he gets excited.Retarded in a good way mind you.

^Abang-abang step cute

Sorry for the long and boring post.I suck at narratives.

The Brazilian Wears Prada

I hate it when people ask me to come at a certain time and in the end they come late.I don't mind if its 10 mins late but if the bloody meeting starts an hour later then it becomes ridiculous.But at least some people explain why they were late and most importantly said sorry.


I seriously considered backing out back there but I felt that will trouble a few people so I just let it go.


I hope there wont be any more such bullshits.I mean this kind of thing confirm make people angry only,so dont blame me if somehow what i write is kinda harsh.



I think I will blog the rest tomorrow.

Got Milk?

For months Ive been drinking strawberry Dutch Lady milk and now they say its tainted.What the fuck.


How unlucky.


It will not be a surprise if you see me foaming in the mouth,curled up and having seizures like a cockroach being sprayed by insecticide.


Or worse,it will have a long term effect on me.My sperms will be tainted and thus my future children will have become mutants.


Think about it,it will be kinda cool if i have mutant kids.The boy can be invisible and will be the first 21st century orang minyak without the minyak.And the girl can have hexagon tits that can shoot beams strong enough to punch hole stacks of worksheets.


Ok,seriously speaking.China really got to educate their factory workers.I think these workers have a problem in differentiating the difference between rat poop and chocolate rice.


I think one china bugger think its cute to put poison in milks so that people like me will suffer from retardation.


For now,I will cleanse myself by being bulimic.

Between The Twin Peaks

I went to the doctor just now.I was expecting just a regular check-up but you guys know me,there will always be a cruel twist in the end.The doctor wanted to run a blood test.Initially,I was ok with it.Until he fished out a syringe.


You see,I expected just a prick on my thumb and he will then collect some drops of it but nooooo he had to use a fucking syringe.Sial ah,the doctor is old.Old as in you could break his arm and sawdust will pour out kind of old.Already they cant even put a freaking thread in a needle's eye and there you have an old geezer wanting to draw blood from you.


Fucks sake,I was already imagining him poking at the wrong place and blood will spout like a fountain I have on the balcony .Thank God it went alright.


I think he took about two vials of blood.



The worst thing was he kept on repeating


"Dont faint ah boy-boy,must be brave ah.Dont cry"


Cheeebye!


I felt that by then I really should do him a favour and end his life in the most horrible way.



Drawing blood out of his nipples.



So,nipples aside.



Just now after friday prayers,I saw something thats not supposed to be seen.



A minah beside me carrying groceries was bending down due to exhaustion.Normal right?



Whats not normal was how abnormally large her bosoms were.I know I am not supposed to look but my god,they were big.Its as if they are genetically enhanced with the purpose to bludgeon any poor soul to pulp.


You know mats call cleveage as 'longkang'(drain)?


I think what I saw was nowhere near that.


Its more of the Grand Canyon.


Its so deep that you can hear your own echoes if you shout your name in there.


Echo!

Echo! Echo!

Echo! Echo!



Its not a suprise if you see lizards rock climbing in there.They will then race to see who gets to reach and press the nipples first.


Haha.


Fasting month talk about this ah.Good ah.


Long sial this post.

That's Not My Name

Alright,the results for my modules are out.Thank god I managed to scrape pass through.Told you I am good at scraping through.


The worst thing is,I feel kinda proud that I managed to avoid fowarding module.Proud in a sense that I can still survive without studying.


That is bad.


So,gotta buck up.At least show some kind of improvement for future's sake.Dont ask about my GPA.Its so bad that it is laughable.Congrats to those who did well.



Boring post.



Will update much more interesting things.


Bear with it.

You will always walk alone

Losing to liverpool is sickening.Credits to them for playing very well.It hurts though.



What really made me pissed was the fact that a bangla standing beside me was being such a total ass.The way he celebrated was like he just witnessed the rebirth of Ghandi.He looked at me and jumped like a 7 year old kid who just managed to steal his father's FHM magazine.



Sigh.


All hope is lost.


The whole of Simpang Bedok supports Liverpool.

Cyclops

Overnighting at school for the 2nd time now.

I can say that some parts of the school really give you the creeps.The best part comes when your imagination run wild.



Thank god nothing happened so far.To have a friend with a third eye kind of comforts you rather than scare you.I wonder how he coped with this unusual gift.To see him look at a cubicle and say that it is 'occupied',it kinda made me freak out for a while.Looking at his expression,I know he aint lying.But what suprised me was how calm and collected he was and that kind of calmed me.



I guess its up to personal opinion if people believe this kind of things.



Anyway,thanks Ahmad for the belt.Cool shit.




Im still in school anyway and its 5 am.Freaking sleepy.

Bleeding love

Everybody sure have their own disgusting stories while on the bus before.Yesterday,I think I hit the jackpot.


It happened yesterday while I was on a bus to pasir ris MRT.I had to overnight at school for some ICE camp nightwalk recce.



So anyway,It was a double decker bus so I sat on the top level.Since the bus was empty,I just randomly chose any seat.So i sat on the outer seat if you know what I mean,then I placed my right hand on the other seat.



I was as usual stoning while listening to my music,then my hand kinda caressed the seat beside me.Suddenly got some damp feeling on the seat ah.Very weird the feeling.So I just glanced at my right hand.



You know the reddish brown colour found on dried blood?



That kind of colour.


You know when you touch something unfamiliar you will then smell it?Dont deny,I know most of you idiots do it.



To tell you the truth,the smell was really weird ah.Cannot register in my mind.So I just ignored it and wiped it off on the window(HAHA!).


Few seconds later,



OH SHIT.


FRUCKFRUCKFRUCKFRUCKFRUCKFRUCK!



I came to realise that some random ah lian/minah/nyonya/makcik/nenek/ah soh just did a full rendition of their own 'Bleeding Love' on a freaking SBS bus.Fuck la,of all people it is I who just had to choose that mother father seat and caressed that stained seat.



Oh God,my prayers for an interesting life definitely did not include the smelling of tainted blood.It was not part of the deal!


I smelled it for fuck's sake.


SMELL!


Might as well lick it sia.


The worst part was not knowing who did it came from.


Just imagining it makes me nauseous.


The blood definitely was not just any ordinary blood.That im sure of it.


I think she had a tsunami inside her.I think she wear the toddlers Huggies pampers also will not contain the tsunami.


No amount of dettol will put my mind at ease.

Deception Point

Being an enigma can really distance you from reality.


Family.Friends.Faith.



If only there is someone I can really relate to.